Glenn Troester
This page lists aphorisms submitted by someone called "Glenn Troester" (who either doesn't have a user profile, or wasn't logged in at the time).
Submissions
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tiny.ag/qhswaupg · ★★☆☆ Fair (1040 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
tiny.ag/jnvbea3l · ★★☆☆ Fair (1009 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
tiny.ag/dmjofbk9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (941 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
tiny.ag/aqhc8mvh · ★★☆☆ Fair (1060 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
tiny.ag/ubdtlbzz · ★★☆☆ Fair (1019 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
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